Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Sue Sylvester Quotes
I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.
You think this was hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they're going in another direction. That was hard.
If I have a pregnant girl doing a handspring into a double layout, the judges aren't going to be admiring her impeccable form, they're going to be wondering if the centrifugal force is going to make the baby's head start crowning.
Mrs. Hitchens: Who do you think I am?
Sue: That's a very good question because I've forgotten both your names.
Never let anything distract you from winning.
While they were in there, I told them to go ahead and yank out those tear ducts. Wasn't using them.
You three are boring me now. I'm gonna go do something else.
All I want is just one day a year when I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties.
Quinn: Coach Sylvester, we need to talk.
Sue: I've got nothing to say to you, preggo.
You're too busy chasing tail and loading your hail with enormous amounts of product. Today, it just looks like you put lard in it.
What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.
You think this is hard? I have hepatitis. That's hard!
Sue Sylvestor
