Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Sue Sylvester Quotes
You don't deserve the power of Madonna... simply put, you have all the sexuality of all those pandas down at the zoo, who refuse to mate.
Madonna belongs to me and I will not be copied. It's in my contract.
I just lost my train of thought because you have so much margarine in your hair.
My parents were famous Nazi hunters, so they weren't around a lot.
Mercedes: That would make you, like, 30.
Sue: 29.
I make fun of Will's hair because I'm jealous. There. I said it.
I'm gonna leave constant reinvention to Madonna.
Mercedes, your vocal chords have had more fantastic runs than a Kenyan track team.
How do you two not have a show on Bravo?
I will no longer be carrying around photo ID. Know why? People should know who I am.
I'm sure Figgins will mumble something nervously and then pretend to take a phone call. I happen to be blackmailing him.
You think this is hard? I have hepatitis. That's hard!
Sue Sylvestor
