Get out of my office... if you can manage squeezing through the door without your water breaking all over the carpet.

You'll be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club and finding a hairstyle that doesn't look like a lesbian.

Get ready for the ride of your life Will Schuester. You're about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination horror!

I'm gonna send this [hair] to the victims of Hurricane Katrina, so they can use it to plug the holes in their trailer.

I won't be burying any hatchets, William, unless I get a clear shot to your groin.

I will not stop until your fired and your little glee club is annihilated into oblivion.

You have enough product in your hair to season a wok.

You two should be wetting yourselves with shame.

Hey, buddy. Get a haircut? It looks awful.

You may be two of the stupidest teens I've ever encountered - and that's saying something. I once taught a cheerleading seminar to Sarah Palin.

I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.

You think this is hard? I have hepatitis. That's hard!

Sue Sylvestor

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt