Tamara Quotes
Tamara: Jesus, your mom documented high school like it was the best time of her life.
Jenna: And it was.
Jenna and Tamara: Sad.
No joke, Ben's your mom's Matty.
I need to get out of here. Emily is so far up my butt I can taste her, and if that isn't craptastic enough I keep seeing Sadie and Ricky. They've been raping each others faces all night.
Ricky: Hi beautiful.
Tamara: Die.
I know what you're doing after school.
Jenna: Bad breakup?
Tamara: 10.5 on the dick-ter scale.
I call shenanigans.
Let me tell you something about Ricky Schwartz. The only time he uses the "L word" is for burritos and lesbian porn.
Now find me someone to dry hump.
What am I doing? I've been spending my whole night trying to out-douche a douche.
Tamara: Am I cockblocking?
Ming: Yes!
Well, if they tell you to drink the Kool-Aid and take a nap. Don't.
