You're the shit. So put your hater shades on and black out her vibes.

Thanks for your lack of hospitality,

Ricky, were you attracted to Sadie's manish appearance because you were gay?

My last pre-sex selfie.

No problem, I am an expert at putting my face where it doesn't belong.

I'm a communicator and a little bit psychic.

I am way too self-absorbed to be laissez-faire."

Tamara: Jenna, I might be a witch.
Jenna: Drop the w and replace with a b.

Rest in peace Ricky, you douchebag.

Stop being paranoid and get amped! We're going to Europe!

Tamara: I walked in on my Mom making out with her friend Claire.
Jenna: Your Mom's gay?
Tamara: No! She's a lesb-utante! She keeps it strictly above the belt, but it was a TS sitch so my Mom's letting me go on the trip to keep me from telling my Grandma. Little does she know I'm totes equal opportunity!

Camp levels out the playing field. Imagine if you guys had hooked up or had sex in a closet or something? Boy this year would be different.

Awkward Quotes

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

Jenna