Magnum P.I.
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Thomas: Now we can discuss how you're being weird in not wanting to talk to me.
Juliet: I'm not being weird and we've been speaking all day.
Thomas: About the case, yeah. But clearly, something's up. You've been acting weird since we left Rick and Suzy's place last night.
Magnum: We could call your wife. She could come and get you.\
John: Like I said, I can wait.
Magnum: Seducing your employees generally doesn't work out like this.
Rick: That's rich, coming from you.
Magnum: Did you know you can turn human ashes into diamonds?
Higgins: Are you suggesting that if I go first, you're going to turn me into a diamond?
Magnum: Well, I'm going to need something to propose to my new girlfriend with. I don't want to die alone.
Higgins: You're late.
Magnum: No, technically, I was here a little bit early. So I figured I'd do a little recon, scope the place out.
Higgins: Recon looks a lot like recess to me.
Juliet: I guess we're going to have to surveil [Brody] the old-fashioned way.
Thomas: I guess we're going back to college.
You can't fault my timing.
Higgins: Do you think we spend too much time together?
Magnum: Is this a test? I feel like this is a test.
You wanted to spend the day apart so you two have fun.
Tate: If I catch you sniffing around again, there will be consequences.
Magnum: I'm not afraid of consequences, Mr. Walker. But you should be.
Katsumoto: I need your help, Magnum.
Magnum: Tell me everything you know.
You are really owning that chicken suit.
Magnum [to Higgins]
