Favorite Tracy Jordan Quotes
Don't give up. That is not the Lisa Loeb I know.
Jenna: Adam's acting like us.
Tracy: But he is not famous. Why is the government allowing this?
You want to be an American. You fill out that ballot because you don't know what you're doing.
Dot Com: Have you read any of these movie scripts yet?
Tracy: Yeah, I read the one about a handsome genius who lied to two idiots about reading scripts.
Frank: Lutz just hit on Liz.
Tracy: Bout time. The last six years has been like watching Moonlighting.
Therapist: I think we're just doing Good Times now.
Tracy: Now do the white dude that my moms left my dad for.
Jack (in stuffed-up voice): Now see hear Tracy, it's impolite to slurp one's soup.
Tracy: Whoa, no need to resort to ugly stereotypes.
Hey everybody, I'm back from doing whatever Liz Lemon said!
It's just fan mail. I mean would you read a bunch of letters from people who look up to me?
You sound like a cop, and I should know, my uncle was a cop...in a porno.
Jenna: I broke the number one rule of being on the force.
Tracy: Don't fall in love with your car?
I need a nap. Dot Com, tell us your most interesting story.
Frank: Has anyone looked at this sexual harassment stuff they gave us?
Tracy: I don't need to read it; the whole thing is loosely based on an evening I had with Isiah Thomas.
