Favorite Tracy Jordan Quotes
Tracy: Point is, I won't be at rehearsal all this week.
Liz: No, Tracy!
Tracy: Exactly. No Tracy. Thanks for being so understanding.
You treat me like a child! No, worse than that. Like one of those pageant girls with the clip-on teeth.
I feel like you're not telling me something, Jack. Lemme guess. You bought a sidecar for your motorcycle and your dog won't stay in it.
Keep refreshing. Maybe Andy Dick has died in the last 20 seconds.
I'll do the Christmas shopping this year and prove to you that I can be reliable and that I can finish everything I...
Liz: Maybe we can undid these handcuffs.
Tracy: Racist!
I get second billing to this small booby grandma?
I was supposed to be in the movie Rush Hour but two weeks into shooting I was replaced by Jackie Chan.
Kenneth: Well, I'm saying you could get your wallet...
Tracy: My what?!
Kenneth: ...and go downstairs to the basement...
Tracy: No!
Kenneth: ...and you go to the soup place, and bring the soup back up here...
Tracy: With what? My arms?
Kenneth: ...make sure to take your IDs with you.
Tracy: That'll be the worst part!
Kenneth: Mr. Jordan, Ms. Maroney. You wanted to see me?
Jenna: Kenneth, Tracy and I want to do something for the crew, you know, to thank them for being sick.
Tracy: We didn't know what to get them, but then I had a brain storm. It was a bad one, Jenna had to put my tongue guard in.
Tracy: Roker should be on my side.
Jenna: Why? Because you both have had huge weight fluctuations?
