Popular Tracy Jordan Quotes
Liz: I hope you didn't have plans tonight.
Tracy: No. I wasn't going to buy two blimps and crash them into each other to see what kind of sound they made.
Liz: Your online romance prank was not funny. I fell in love with you!
Tracy: You wore a yellow hat to that coffee shop.
Five years ago I saved your show! I rode in here on a white horse that you made me leave in the lobby.
Hello. Good sweatshirt. How are you sweatshirting this sweatshirt?
Cornell Commencement address? Sorry but Tracy Jordan doesn't do safety schools.
Pete: You ever hear of the Peter Principle?
Tracy: Yes! Just now.
Can my friend Cheese go with us on our honeymoon?
I'm doing God's work here in Africa. Why just yesterday I kicked two naked people out of a garden.
Liz: You're off the leash Tracy.
Tracy: It's not a leash. It's a very long skin tag.
Why don't you shut your mouth, back that ass up, and make me a sandwich!
Jenna: You're back!
Tracy: Yeah and this is my front. Thanks for setting me up with another classic quote.
That's crazy. A man named Elia. That's a giraffe's name!
