The sight of these people, plus the crayons I ate earlier, make me sick.

Jenna: I broke the number one rule of being on the force.
Tracy: Don't fall in love with your car?

You sound like a cop, and I should know, my uncle was a a porno.

It's just fan mail. I mean would you read a bunch of letters from people who look up to me?

Tracy: I'm gonna say to you what I say to all my sharks right before they die: Let's go outside.

How black was this dude...on a scale from Lisa Bonet, to Dot Com?

I won an Oscar so now I get to do real art...begin Snow Dogs phase!

Frank: Lutz just hit on Liz.
Tracy: Bout time. The last six years has been like watching Moonlighting.

Let's prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! And then after we watch Fievel Goes West, we're gonna get you some action.

If we don't make Adam happy his dad is gonna tell the IRS my house isn't a church. Although I do let children drink wine there.

Jenna: Adam's acting like us.
Tracy: But he is not famous. Why is the government allowing this?

Idiots aren't just strippers, or stay at home moms.

30 Rock Quotes

Jenna: Jack, can we talk, one ten to another?
Jack: I'm an eleven, but continue.

I never even taught him how to orangutan.