Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSTravis Cobb Quotes
Bobby: I feel like I'm cheating on Andy.
Travis: I'm your son so it's okay.
Grayson: You know when you're kissing Holly and she pushes her gum into your mouth and she sucks it back in? Why is that so hot?
Travis: Probably her big boobs.
Jules: You know what I learned from my friendship with Ellie?
Grayson: There's no such thing as too mean?
Travis: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?
Jules: Always hold a grudge?
Travis: Well you're betraying your own life philosophy.
Laurie: Never fight shorthaired bitches?
Jules: What are you guys doing here anyway?
Travis: We're stealing-
Jules: -I'm in! I love it when we do things as a family!
Travis: Grayson, I didn't know you were the little spoon.
Grayson: ...it makes me feel safe.
Travis: So, what brings you to the phallus palace?
Laurie: That sounds like a great name for a gay bar.
Travis: We should just eat cave man style. No dishes to clean that way.
Jules: Get the shades.
Jules: Oh Trav, honey, you look so tired. If you're gonna drive back to school tonight, you're gonna have to drink a lot of caffeine. I'll give you some sleeping pills to bring you down.
Travis: As much as I appreciate the completely unhealthy advice I'm almost 20, no need to worry about me.
Jules: Okay, I'll stop.
Travis: Mom, that's not you.
Jules: Oh, it's me, I toss asses!
I don't want to do anything anymore. I don't want to eat, shower, or put on sunscreen. I mean, ultimately, I put on sunscreen. I have to. I'm a pale weirdo.
I also want to believe my haircut doesn't make me look like I'm the mayor of a small Mexican town.
