Jules: Whoa! You got to be 21 to drink in this house.
Trav: She's a grad student. She's 23.

(Laurie) Stop scaring me, I'm not built for this.

Drums and guitar, you're so lucky.

Ellie: I love pretending that I'm better than everybody else.
Travis: Who do you think I got it from.
Ellie: Awe.

Jules: Hey JJ. That's your girl name.
Travis: Of course.

Here, I'm gonna be a quiet bad ass. Like Harry Potter.

Can you believe it Kevin? This is college.

Travis: You're kinda smothering me.
Jules: With love. It doesn't count.

Jules: Travis! You're mine today.
Travis: This can't be good.

(to Laurie) When I'm gone it's just gonna be you and the old people.

Travis: I don't get it how is that a drinking game?
Jules: We drink while we do it.

Bobby: Oh I wish I could be in your mouth.
Travis: Dad!

Cougar Town Quotes

Jules: You see that young gentleman there, I'd love to lick his body
Woman: That's my son
Jules: Ooh, he looks smart

Jules: When a 40-something guy gets divorced, it's always: "Way to go, Tiger!"
Grayson: We don't call each other Tiger. It's always Champ, or Samurai.