Wendy Healy Quotes
It wasn't a pitch, I got ambushed by a fetus in Ferragamos
I gotta pitch to someone who knew Paul Newman had a career before a salad dressing
Wendy: ...and I have to admit I needed the attention
Nico: You should have called us, we wouldn't kissed you
Victory: Unless you want us to
Wendy: Hector still owns this company, you can't fire me.
Griffin: I just did.
Wendy: How do you spend your whole life with someone and not know who they are?
Victory: Don't look at me, I don't even have a cat.
Josh: Your mother is on line two
Wendy: Tell her I'm in a meeting
Josh: I did. She said I should be replaced
Wendy: Are we supposed to start talking about birth control?
Shane: If we did it'd probably be best you had that talk. If I'd have known about it she wouldn't be here.
I'm your mother, though according to this [fake id] I gave birth to you in the third grade.
Wendy: I just spent my first all nighter since college. You know it's a lot easier when you're 20.
Nico: What isn't?
Nico: I'm sorry I'm not living up to your high moral standards these days.
Wendy: No, don't do that. I'm not the one who flew my boy toy half way around the world for a booty call
Kirby: Teenagers are a handful, huh?
Wendy: I'm sure you can relate
Shane: I know she's your bff and all...
Wendy: Did Maddie teach you that?
Shane: Yeah..
