D'arcy: They find that body, I'm gonna legit kill myself.
Asta: When you said have some fun, I thought you meant dinner or maybe a movie.
D'arcy: Come on! We've got a live show here. The finale, fingers crossed, is a bloated dead corpse.


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I am not alone up here. This is bad. I just felt my rear iris pucker and my testicles tighten. My taint remains unchanged.

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Harry: Sleep. Another example of humans being weak and inefficient. Their bodies must shut down for eight hours every single day, or they don't work properly. Please be six am. Please be six am. [It's 3:46 am]

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