Did you hear about Martin? Yeah, I heard. I can't believe he...

Kramer: Did you hear about Martin?
Jerry: Yeah, I heard.
Kramer: I can't believe he's in a coma. He's got my vacuum cleaner. You know I loaned it to him. He never returned it. The carpets are filthy. What am I going to do?


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Jerry Seinfeld, Cosmo Kramer
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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 15: "The Suicide"
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Seinfeld
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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 15 Quotes

Jerry: Let me ask you a question. If you named a kid Rasputin do you think that would have a negative effect on his life?
Elaine: Nah.

The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since one-hour martinizing.

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