Did you know that gay used to mean happy? When I was growing up it meant "lame." And now it means a man who makes love to other men. We're all homos. Homo sapiens.

Michael

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Character:
Michael Scott
Episode:
The Office Season 3 Episode 1: "Gay Witch Hunt"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 3 Episode 1 Quotes

I got them a toaster. They called off the wedding and gave the toaster back to me. I tried to return the toaster to the store, and they said they no longer sold that kind of toaster. So now my house has got two toasters.

Stanley

You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded. And I consider Oscar a friend.

Michael