Jerry: Let me ask you something. How long do you have to wait for a guy to come out of a coma, before you can ask his ex-girlfriend out?Kramer: Gina? Why wait? Why not just call Dr. Kevorkian?


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Jerry Seinfeld, Cosmo Kramer
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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 15: "The Suicide"
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Seinfeld
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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 15 Quotes

Jerry: Let me ask you a question. If you named a kid Rasputin do you think that would have a negative effect on his life?
Elaine: Nah.

The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since one-hour martinizing.

Kramer