J.D.'s Narration: Give her a compliment. Tell her she has a huge ass!
J.D.: You-
Kylie: What happened to your eye?
J.D.: Oh, this, it's a little embarrassing. I was playing baske-
Turk: Embarrassing for me, actually, see... It's wing-man time... We were playing basketball, and he scored eight buckets in a row on yours truly.
J.D.: Yeah. I ally-ooped him.
Turk: Shut up.


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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 15: "My Hypocritical Oath"
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 15 Quotes

J.D.: Hey, Kylie, there you are.
Kylie: Hey! J.D.!
J.D.'s Narration: This is your moment! Grab it! Listen, Kylie... Out loud, you idiot! Out loud!

J.D.: What are you doing here?
Kylie: My girlfriend Tamyra, from the club? She's also feeling a little sick, and you'll never guess what she has.
J.D.: Gonorrhea! I mean... gonorrhea.