Cindy: I don't like this game.
Luke: No, you'd rather play kids' games, games you can win. That's really pathetic. You're too stupid and you're not capable of playing with adults.
Cindy: You'd be surprised what I'm capable of.
Luke: Go ahead. It's your move. [she moves] WRONG, STUPID! The rook can only move this way and this way. Geez. You're like an insult to nine-year-old girls everywhere. You know, you almost had me for a while. First, I thought you were this little, lost girl with zero fashion sense who's searching for light. And then I thought you were this badass demon who was out to kick ass and eat lives. I hardly would have worked up a sweat if I'd known I was up against Casper's not very bright niece, whose only superpower is emotional instability and Candyland.