Janitor: Heh-hah-hah. You drew on the wall. You drew on the wall!
J.D.: You pulled the paper away!
Janitor: Stop lyin'. It's gonna come off, right?
FLASHBACK
J.D.: Dan, don't! That's dad's indelible space pen! And prom is in like two weeks!
Cut to...FRONT PORCH
J.D.: Good evening Mr. and Mrs. Shefford. I'm... here to pick up Amy for... prom.
J.D. has P R O M ! scribbled on his forehead.
END FLASHBACK
J.D.: Yeah, that-that'll come off - you won't have to get laser surgery or skin from your ass or anything.


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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 3: "My White Whale"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes

J.D.: Hey, Sean, you were right about me and my interns. I guess I owe you an apology.
Carla: Damn straight, you do! You know what your problem is, Bambi? You're-
Turk picks her up and carries her off.
Carla: Oh! Turk! Please? Just one more second? I need the rush! Please? I'm coming back for you!

Sean: J.D., it's no big deal. We both know that it wasn't about that. Well, you... you like Elliot.
J.D.: Sorry.
Sean: Don't sweat it.
J.D.: You're not pissed off? I'd be pissed off. Why aren't you pissed off?
Sean: I dunno. I guess I just... I don't see you as that much of a threat.
J.D.: Ohh... Cool.