J.D.: Hey, do you guys like improv? Because I'm kind of an expert. There's a game we play in class where you make up what people are saying. (Pretending to be Dr. Cox and his sister, Paige) "Do you want some pie?" - "Not me, I hate pie." - "What are you talking about? Who hates pie?" - "I've always hated pie! You never understood me." - "You're a pie racist." - "You're a cobbler whore."
J.D.'s narration: For God's sake, get off pie.
Paige: Jerk.
Dr Cox: Republican.
J.D.: (With his arms out) Pie!