Turk: Hey, man. You wanna grab a couple of beers tonight?
J.D.: Can't. I'm moonlighting at Urgent Care.
Turk: That's funny, the lady didn't call me?
J.D.: Well, maybe that's because I found out you stole a hundred dollars from me and I Marcia Brady'd your ass.
Turk: What?
J.D.: You know, when Marcia was working at the ice cream shop, and then she got Jan a job, and they liked Jan better, so they fired Marcia.
Turk: Yeah, "Marcia Gets Creamed" - Season Five, Episode Three. Don't ever question me on The Bunch. Besides, there's no way they liked you better than me.
J.D.: Then maybe it's because I told her that you smoke the ganja.