Hi. This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.

Ross: Hi.
Joey: This guy says "hello," I wanna kill myself.


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Characters:
Joey Tribbiani, Ross Geller
Episode:
Friends Season 1 Episode 1: "The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate"
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Friends
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Friends Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth, and tied it around my neck...
Chandler: Cookie?

Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...
Ross: No! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?

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