Holy crap.

Phyllis

Rating: 3.0 / 5.0 (2 Votes)
Character:
Phyllis Vance
Episode:
The Office Season 6 Episode 9: "Double Date"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 6 Episode 9 Quotes

As I watched Pam's big strong hand coming toward my face I saw my entire life flash before my eyes. And guess what? I have four kids. And I have a hover car and a hover house. And my wife is a runner and it shows. And Pam and Jim are my best friends and our kids play together. And... I'm happy and I'm rich and I never die. That doesn't sound like much, but it's enough for me.

Michael

Birthday lunch. Birthday lunch, there is no better medicine than birthday lunch. It'll cure all of your "Gee I don't know if Michael should be dating my mother." And fixes all occurrences of "I don't really see them together." So, open wide, Pam, and take a big ol' spoonful of birthday lunch medicine... Take with food.

Michael