I asked Chad for it. I told him it was for an experimental weapons-grade pube laser that was...

#5: Wait, how did you get the money?
Chanel: I asked Chad for it. I told him it was for an experimental weapons-grade pube laser that was developed by the Chinese military to give me a permanently stubble-free box. He started writing the check before I even finished that phrase.


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Scream Queens Season 2 Episode 2: "Warts and All"
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Scream Queens Season 2 Episode 2

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