I don't get it. I've run every single test; I cannot figure out ...

Elliot: I don't get it. I've run every single test; I cannot figure out why this guy is in so much pain.
Dr. Cox: Did you run a D-U-H test?
Elliot: What's a "D-U-H"?
Dr. Cox: Uh, duuuuuh! The guy is a drug addict trying to score pain killers.
Elliot: But he refused drugs.
Dr. Cox: Mm! My bad! He is a very clever drug addict.


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Elliot Reid, Perry Cox
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17: "My Moment of Un-Truth"
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 Quotes

Carla: Go ahead, look.
Turk: Really, baby?
Carla: Yeah. Besides, you're cutting up your napkin.

J.D.'s Narration: I guess you can never underestimate how the smallest gesture can make everything better.
J.D.: You know, for a minute there I actually thought you had a twin brother.
Janitor: Really?
J.D.: Mm.
Janitor: Was it when my twin brother was here?
J.D.: Stop it.

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