Nora: I don't know what idiot stuck me at that table but every guy over there is a boring stiff!
Lynette: All of them? What about Jerry? Jerry's fun!
Nora: You mean Mr Fatty-Hair Plug? Oh yeah, he's a blast!
Lynette: How about Steve? You know what, I hear his family has money!
Nora: Well maybe they could all chip in and buy him some deodorant! I'm through with those losers, I'm gonna stay right here with you!

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Have you met the perfect couple? The two soulmates, whose love never dies? The two lovers, whose relationship is never threatened? The husband and wife, who trust each other completely? If you haven't met the perfect couple, let me introduce you. They stand atop a layer of butter-cream frosting. The secret of their success? Well, for starters, they don't have to look at each other.

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(Edie is about to give Austin a can of beer)
Edie: Oh, wait. You're 18, right?
Austin: Well, that's what my ID says.
Edie: Yeah. Mine too.