Cartman: I hate Barbra Streisand! I HATE her! Make her go away!
Stan: My mom always said there were no monsters, but there are. Aren't there, Chef?


Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (1 Vote)
Characters:
Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh
Episode:
South Park Season 1 Episode 12: "Mecha-Streisand"
Show:
South Park
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South Park Season 1 Episode 12 Quotes

Officer Barbrady: What seems to be the problem?
Barbra Streisand: Problem? No problem, officer... I was just introducing myself to these fine young boys.
Cartman: Nuh-uh! She was being a total bitch!

Mayor's Aide: Mayor! Barbra Streisand's attacking the town!
Mayor: I heard! Call the National Guard! (to herself) We'll get you, you bitch! And to think, I actually watched your HBO special!