I just ordered an extra-long straw to avoid accidentally doing a sit-up

Jay

Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (3 Votes)
Character:
Jay Pritchett
Episode:
Modern Family Season 1 Episode 23: "Hawaii"
Show:
Modern Family
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Modern Family Season 1 Episode 23 Quotes

There she is. The prettiest white woman on Maui.

Phil

Score, this place has an iron in the closet!

Manny [in his Hawaiian hotel room]