Life is full of changes. Some big, some small. I learned a long time ago you can fight it or try to make the best of it. And that's all a lot easier if you've got people who love you to help you face whatever life throws at you.

Cam: Don't hate me for your son leaving.
Jay: You're both my sons.

Manny: Perhaps this candy bar represents your lost innocence?
Jay: It represents delicious chocolate. Now, you're sure you gave it to a Spider-Man?

Well, well, well, if it isn't John, Paul, and George. Anybody need a Ringo?

Phil

Phil thinks he can Mean Girls me? How lame is that? Let me tell you something, I might be a pretty face, but I fight to win. Just like Legally Blonde!

Amazing news. The Grand Marshall in today's parade just got #MeToo'd, and they need me to fill in.

She's not a jukebox, Fonzie!

That's gonna be tough, I can smell Cinnabon.

You can't drink. You have to stay sober to drive the rest of us home.

Jay: If I didn't say it, it's a big deal, you going here.
Manny: If I didn't say it, I couldn't have done it without you.

No one wants your stupid science, Alex!

Mitchell: I ran into this guy who runs the bait shop.
Jay: Is that a gay bar?