Life is full of changes. Some big, some small. I learned a long time ago you can fight it or try to make the best of it. And that's all a lot easier if you've got people who love you to help you face whatever life throws at you.

Cam: Don't hate me for your son leaving.
Jay: You're both my sons.

Manny: Perhaps this candy bar represents your lost innocence?
Jay: It represents delicious chocolate. Now, you're sure you gave it to a Spider-Man?

Well, well, well, if it isn't John, Paul, and George. Anybody need a Ringo?


Phil thinks he can Mean Girls me? How lame is that? Let me tell you something, I might be a pretty face, but I fight to win. Just like Legally Blonde!

Amazing news. The Grand Marshall in today's parade just got #MeToo'd, and they need me to fill in.

She's not a jukebox, Fonzie!

That's gonna be tough, I can smell Cinnabon.

You can't drink. You have to stay sober to drive the rest of us home.

Jay: If I didn't say it, it's a big deal, you going here.
Manny: If I didn't say it, I couldn't have done it without you.

No one wants your stupid science, Alex!

Mitchell: I ran into this guy who runs the bait shop.
Jay: Is that a gay bar?

Modern Family Quotes

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.


That's why we chose our secret warrior signal. My first suggestion was to blow a Viking horn. Don't google that, by the way.