I want to apologize to you for that whole Devil Woman thing. I p...

Turk: I want to apologize to you for that whole "Devil Woman" thing. I promise you, I will never call you that again.
Molly: It's okay. I mean, I can understand why you're uncomfortable around me. I sometimes do see everyone as a patient.
Turk: You know, surgeons do that, too. C'mon, let's see who's better at it. Hip replacement.
A man with a "Foam Dome" helmet.
Molly: Alcoholic. That was easy.
Turk: Yeah.
A heavy man enters.
Turk: Quadruple bypass. Two on me!
Molly: Constantly trying to validate herself so she'll sleep with anyone.
Charice: Hey, Turk.
Turk: What's up, Charice. Uh, but that, that was before Carla.


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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 6: "My Cake"
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 6 Quotes

J.D.: And it's our dad, and he's ranting and raving because he's an office supply salesman and he can't find a paper clip in the entire house.
Dan: Meanwhile, he gets to work the next morning, and he realises he's got a million of 'em in the trunk of his car.

Carla: It's impossible to get a doctor to go see a doctor.
Molly: I'm on it.
(In the men's room. Turk is posing with an Afro drawn on the mirror)
Turk: Excuse me...did somebody say they're lookin' for the baaaaddest detective in town?
Molly: Awesome afro. I'm sorry to barge in on you, BUT I'm a little rusty on the medicine side and I was wondering if you could help me. See, I have this patient, constantly tired, always peeing, losing weight.
Turk: You should have him checked out, he might have diabetes.
(They exchange glances)
Turk: ...oh.

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