I'd like to cross-examine the witness. I'm going to allow this...

Zapp: I'd like to cross-examine the witness.
Glab: I'm going to allow this.
Zapp: We've met before have we not?
Leela: Yes.
Zapp: And on that occasion, did you have sex with someone? May I remind you you are still under oath.
Leela: Yes.
Zapp: Please point out the person in this courtroom you had sex with. (Leela points to Zapp) And his name is?
Leela: Zapp Brannigan.
Zapp: The very same Zapp Brannigan who did not blow up DOOP headquarters. I rest my case.


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Leela, Zapp Brannigan
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Futurama Season 2 Episode 6: "Brannigan, Begin Again"
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Futurama Season 2 Episode 6 Quotes

Fry: Leela, I just want you to know that even though you're mean, you're the best captain ever.
Bender: Yeah, you're one dynamite lady. Can we have a week off?
Leela: No.
Fry: Please?
Bender: Come on, Captain.
Leela: Oh, alright.
Farnsworth: No time off.
Fry: Aw, man.
Leela: Let's mutiny!

Don't worry Leela, one day we'll be able to look back on this and laugh. (Walks towards the door and laughs)

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