If I had to put Dwight's chances into a percentage, I would say he has none percent chance.

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Character:
Andy Bernard
Episode:
The Office Season 5 Episode 6: "Employee Transfer"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 5 Episode 6 Quotes

[dressed as Charlie Chaplin] So aparently no one dresses up for Halloween here. I wish I had known that before I used grease paint for my moustache. And I can't even take off my hat... because then I'm Hitler.

Pam

It's been a weird week since we found out I had to transfer. Michael wanted me to quit and get some job here in Scranton, and I said, "Well, why don't you quit and get some job in Nashua?" And he said, "I asked you first." And I said, "First!" at the same time he did. And then I said "Jinx." And then we never talked about it again and haven't been back to the conversation. So...

Holly