If you don't mind, we're here to deliver the scissors for the ri...

Leela: If you don't mind, we're here to deliver the scissors for the ribbon-cutting.
Zapp: Then you're under arrest.
Leela: What for?
Zapp: How do I know these scissors aren't part of some Neutral plot?
Leela: But they're not even sharp. Who could I possibly hurt with them?
Zapp: The Yarn People of Nylar 4? So, a plan to assassinate a weird-looking alien with scissors. How very Neutral of you.


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Leela, Zapp Brannigan
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Futurama Season 2 Episode 6: "Brannigan, Begin Again"
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Futurama Season 2 Episode 6 Quotes

Fry: Leela, I just want you to know that even though you're mean, you're the best captain ever.
Bender: Yeah, you're one dynamite lady. Can we have a week off?
Leela: No.
Fry: Please?
Bender: Come on, Captain.
Leela: Oh, alright.
Farnsworth: No time off.
Fry: Aw, man.
Leela: Let's mutiny!

Don't worry Leela, one day we'll be able to look back on this and laugh. (Walks towards the door and laughs)

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