Diane: Why are there hundreds of teddy bears in our reception?
Marissa: Is that a legal euphemism I don’t understand?
Diane: No, this was sent to you. It’s a Marissa bear.
Marissa: That doesn’t even look like me.
Diane: That would seem to beside the point. What is going on Marissa. Why are there hundreds of bears in our office?
Marissa: Let me find out.
Diane: If you’re finding out, you must have some suspicions, so…
Marissa: I offered some advice to a client who was buying a Build-a-Bear franchise. My guess is this was a thank you.
Diane: What client? You’re not a lawyer. Why do you have clients? Oh my god, this is about that Copy Coop court?
Marissa: I made sure it didn’t interfere with my responsibilities.
Diane: Marissa, no. By participating in that simulacrum of a courtroom you expose this firm to malpractice, sanctions, god knows what else.
Marissa: I’m just offering the judge some advice and helping him with his copyright office.
Diane: If you wish to continue your employment at this firm, you will never do anything like that again. Do you understand?