Ted: I'm a little preoccupied. I almost killed a man in the basement.
Linda: Huh. Last week a story like that would've surprised me. So who'd you almost kill? Was it Joe? I hate that guy. He took half my cubicle


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Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 8: "You Are the Boss of Me"
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Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 8 Quotes

Lem: I always thought Veronica lived here.
Phil: Me, too. You know, she just finds a comfortable chair and powers down for the night

The implications for weight loss are enormous. And while elective brain surgery doesn't test that great, it still tests better than dieting and exercise

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