Jerry: It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game. And I'm letting him win.
George: You're not letting him win. He wins till you're forty.
Jerry: Then what?
George: He still wins but it's not a blowout.


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Characters:
Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza
Episode:
Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 9: "The Nose Job"
Show:
Seinfeld
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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 9 Quotes

I'm your fianc. Peter Von Nostrand.

Kramer

George: You won't think I'm a bad person?
Jerry: Too late for that.