Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 9: "The Nose Job" Quotes
George: You won't think I'm a bad person?
Jerry: Too late for that.
I'm your fianc. Peter Von Nostrand.
Kramer
George: Where'd you meet her?
Jerry: I met her on an elevator.
George: On an elevator? You met a woman on an elevator?
Jerry: Impossible, right?
George: You got less than 60 seconds. It's like dismantling a time bomb.
(on Babs) The woman used to walk around here half naked, sucking Colt .45 from a can. Her big fat stomach hanging out, orthopedic hose up to her knees, screaming down the hall, 'Come back to bed, Albert, you big hairy ape, and bring back that box of Danish!'
Landlord
You got butchered.
Kramer
Isabel? She is the most despicable woman I have ever met in my life. I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time.
Jerry
Very exciting, very exciting, it's like watching a birth!
George
I'm going straight to hell, no two ways about it.
George
George: It's like going to the bathroom in front of a whole bunch of people and not caring.Jerry: It's not like that at all!
Jerry: It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game. And I'm letting him win.
George: You're not letting him win. He wins till you're forty.
Jerry: Then what?
George: He still wins but it's not a blowout.
You're as pretty as those girls, you just need a nose job!
Kramer
