Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt the Go-Go's to give you an emergency news bulletin. There is currently an APB, or all points bulletin, to be on the lookout for Boone Clemmons in connection with the recent Red Devil killings. Boone is very handsome but police are requesting that you not approach him as he may be dangerous. He also may or may not be gay. Now, back to the Go-Go's!

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