Legal says you have to wear a parachute. Why? At the height I'...

Veronica: Legal says you have to wear a parachute.
Lem: Why? At the height I'm going, a parachute will be useless.
Veronica: Not from a legal standpoint. Good luck


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Characters:
Veronica Palmer, Lem Hewitt
Episode:
Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 6: "Goodbye, Mr. Chips"
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Better Off Ted
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Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

Don't bother with HR. I can fake any ID with a razor blade and wite-out. Trust me, I've been 21 since I was 15

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Sometimes big companies make big mistakes. Like yesterday's, which caused a million fish in Lake Michigan to grow fur

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