Leonard, the Lord never gives us more than we can handle. Thankfully, he blessed me with two other children who were dumb as soup

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The Big Bang Theory Season 1 Episode 4: "The Luminous Fish Effect"
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The Big Bang Theory
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The Big Bang Theory Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Wolowitz: Forgive me for being so bold, but I now see where Sheldon gets his smoldering good looks.
Mary: Honey, that ain't gonna work, but you keep trying.

Sheldon: I can't believe he fired me.
Leonard: Well, you did call him a "glorified high school science teacher whose last successful experiment was lighting his own farts."
Sheldon: In my defense, I prefaced that with, "with all due respect."