Listen, lady, as you can plainly see I'm a highly desirable male...

Decapodian Emperor: Listen, lady, as you can plainly see I'm a highly desirable male, groaning with jelly. Yet I embrace a life of celibacy in order to uphold our crazy traditions. One of your friends must die.
Bender: Fate is cruel and unyielding and what must be must be. Takin' all bets! I'm giving 9-2 on Zoidberg, the crab with the jab! The Great Red Hope!


Unrated
Show Comments
Character:
Bender
Episode:
Futurama Season 2 Episode 9: "Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love"
Show:
Futurama
Related Quotes:
Bender Quotes, Futurama Season 2 Episode 9 Quotes, Futurama Quotes
Added by:
Added:

Futurama Season 2 Episode 9 Quotes

Well it was nice of you to let me reattach your arm, Fry, especially after I made a complete eel out of myself.

Zoidberg

Fry: No biggie.
Zoidberg: Yes biggie. I learned to feel things I'd never felt before: Love, jealousy, passion for disembowelling. I owe it all to you.

  1. Quotes
  2. Listen, lady, as you can plainly see I'm a highly desirable male...