J.D.: Look, Turk, I heard the message that your brother left on the machine. I want you to know, if there's anything I can do to make your whole wedding go smoother, just tell me. Even if it's stepping down from being best man.
Turk: The only reason I asked my brother to be best man was because I knew he couldn't come to the wedding. But now his plans have changed and he's all excited. Dude, it has to be you, you know that.
J.D.'s Narration: It's always uncomfortable when two guys wanna say something each other.
J.D.: Look, you've been my best friend for ten years, man; I've loved you since college, and you know I'd do anything for you.
Turk: Dude, look, man, you're my friend and I frickin' love you; and no one's looked out for me like you have. Cool.
J.D.: Solid... You know, if it makes it easier, I guess we could be co-best men.
Turk: You have no idea how much stress that would relieve.
J.D.: Even though... God said it's supposed to be one...