Mike: Hey, deputy. I had to drop some shirts off at the dry cleaners, so they gave me this dress here to give to you.
Liv: I don't have any dry cleaning. Wait. I've been looking all over for that dress. Did you take it in for me? I would have remembered.
Mike: Aw, I don't make a habit of walking around in women's clothing, although I do like dresses with pockets, it makes the handbag optional. Of course, you could always just throw a couple of bandolier belts over your shoulders and tuck a little tampon in each little bullet slot.
Liv: Sir, how many tampons do you think I need?
Mike: Shit. As many as you can carry. Tampons are extremely versatile. You can use 'me for gunshot wounds, for a sweaty brow. They actually should market 'em for men and call them manpons. I'd buy 'em.