Resident Alien
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on SyFyResident Alien Season 2 Episode 4: "Radio Harry" Quotes
You are a monster! You will bring me my alien ball, you sick, broken child.
[internal] Humans live to consume, and their appetites are endless. They drop garbage on the ground wherever they go. Earth is like a house they've lit on fire but continue to live in. They use earth's resources to make ugly things like teal crocks and truck nuts.
Humans don't know anything about anything.
Why are you squinting at me? Why are you asking me so many questions? Do I have a booger on my face? Point at the booger.
Drew: You're that Harry weirdo that came with Dan and Asta.
Harry: You're that weirdo who talks to weirdos, weirdo.
Mike: Hey, deputy. I had to drop some shirts off at the dry cleaners, so they gave me this dress here to give to you.
Liv: I don't have any dry cleaning. Wait. I've been looking all over for that dress. Did you take it in for me? I would have remembered.
Mike: Aw, I don't make a habit of walking around in women's clothing, although I do like dresses with pockets, it makes the handbag optional. Of course, you could always just throw a couple of bandolier belts over your shoulders and tuck a little tampon in each little bullet slot.
Liv: Sir, how many tampons do you think I need?
Mike: Shit. As many as you can carry. Tampons are extremely versatile. You can use 'me for gunshot wounds, for a sweaty brow. They actually should market 'em for men and call them manpons. I'd buy 'em.
Dan: What I believe should have nothing to do with what I believe. Deep down in your gut, do you trust him?
Asta: Yeah, I do.
Dan: Good. That makes one of us.
Ben: What happened to he's probably a pretty nice guy?
Kate: Screw him. We're outta here. Douchebag.
Harry: If my device would have delivered its message, we would have had 50 years to figure this out. Now we will have 50 days if we are lucky!
Asta: No. Would have had 50 years for you to do nothing! I know that you don't care unless it's me, but guess what? It's me again!
[internal] My species would never come together for a birth like this. And we never touch a newborn. When the egg sack bursts and the young emerge, the sulfuric ooze is toxic.
Children. Generation to generation, the earth's troubles are passed on to them. Babies on my planet are self-sufficient and can survive on instinct alone. Human children learn everything from the humans around them. Without nurturing parents to guide them, those children become lost. Without a community to help, humans end up alone with nobody to turn to when they're in trouble. But there is still hope. There are some who can find their strength. I discovered there are some humans who are taught how precious the earth is. It is not enough to save them, but if they can't, who will?
Harry [iternal]
