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My imaginary friend is on it.

Julia: Well maybe this baby’s a traveler. That’d be pretty god damn handy right about now, no? OK, we need to quantify this shit: what’s happening, how can I control it, keep baby safe, and get us the hell out of here.

Eliot: I studied this first year. That make us take sex ed, what with inter-magician relations being so fraught with STIs and peril. I think we may have covered this stuff.

Julia: You think?

Eliot: I’m not proud, but I was on a record amount of greenhouse cannabis, and while technically I heard every single word, it was all, you know, song time lyrics. I was there, but in a greater sense was I there?

Charlton: Well, perhaps I can help. If you were as you say there, perhaps the remembrance itself…

Eliot: Is intact in here still somehow. That is brilliant. Can you…

Charlton: Yeah, I can certainly attempt.

Eliot: My imaginary friend is on it.