News is on. One sec. For our top story tonight, a grisly ...
Lorelai: News is on.
Rory: One sec.
Lorelai: (to herself) For our top story tonight, a grisly horrible thing that happened in a small town where no grisly horrible things ever happen. Everyone's shocked. House slides down hill. Liposuction kills, stay fat.
Show Comments
- Characters:
- Lorelai Gilmore, Rory Gilmore
- Episode:
- Gilmore Girls Season 1 Episode 4: "The Deer Hunters"
- Show:
- Gilmore Girls
- Related Quotes:
- Lorelai Gilmore Quotes, Rory Gilmore Quotes, Gilmore Girls Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes, Gilmore Girls Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
- Added: