Stan: (about the T&P Dolls) Oh, dude. We've GOT to get one of those!
Cartman: How much to play?
Carnie: Only five dollars for three balls, kid.
Cartman: Five dollars?! Jesus Christ!
Carnie: Don't worry, kid, it's easy; you just gotta put one ball through Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth.
Cartman: That's easy!


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Characters:
Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh
Episode:
South Park Season 2 Episode 13: "Cow Days"
Show:
South Park
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Eric Cartman Quotes, Stan Marsh Quotes, South Park Season 2 Episode 13 Quotes, South Park Quotes
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South Park Season 2 Episode 13 Quotes

Sucky sucky, five dollah. Ooh me so horny. Me love you long time.

Cartman

Wow, and this Vietnamese prostitute can really ride a bull! I guess she's had a lot of practice, if you know what I mean.

Announcer