Oh, hell yeah!... Did I fall asleep? Yes. Was that before or...

Turk: Oh, hell yeah!... Did I fall asleep?
Carla: Yes.
Turk: Was that before or after I rocked your world?
Carla: He's a good man, he's a good man, he's a good man...
Turk: Baby, you know I get nervous when you start chanting.
Carla: Turk, what happened to all my stuff? The massage? The back, the feet? I let you watch 'The Jeffersons'!
Turk: Baby, I was... just exhausted from work.
Carla: Well, when you were an intern you were always exhausted from work, but you always made time for romance.
Turk: Oh, that's 'cause I was still trying to get into your delicates.


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Scrubs Season 2 Episode 10: "My Monster"
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Scrubs Season 2 Episode 10 Quotes

Turk: I mean, I consider myself a really romantic guy who's just a little stressed out. And I thought the one person who'd understand that would be Carla.
Dr. Cox: You know what the weird thing is, is that I'm actually trying this time.
Turk: I just wonder if I'm what she really wants.
Dr. Cox: I just wonder if I'll ever be able to make it work out with anyone.
J.D.: My peep's on the fritz.
Turk: Dude!
Dr. Cox: Oh, poor Newbie.
J.D.: No, no! No, no, no, no! No, I'm talking about you guys! 'Cause y-y-y-you guys are like-you guys are like my peeps, you're my dawgs, and you on the fritz. So, there-that's where I get "peeps"/"fritz" came from.
Dr. Cox: God love you, Newbie. Thank you for... giving me some perspective.

Elliot: Hey.
J.D.: Is this where you're sleeping tonight?
Elliot: Yeah, so? It's, uh, it's cozy... Hospital-adjacent.
J.D.: Elliot! Come on! This is crazy - you're living out of a van like a hobo... or Jewel.
Elliot: Her poetry changed my life.

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