(as Goldenface) Oh someone's coming alright.. the only man who would care - Michael Scarn. See I'm gonna lure him here and I'm gonna kill everybody then I'm gonna dig up Scarn's dead wife and I'm gonna hump her real good. Hahahaha!

Jim

Rating: 3.5 / 5.0 (2 Votes)
Character:
Jim Halpert
Episode:
The Office Season 7 Episode 16: "Threat Level Midnight"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 7 Episode 16 Quotes

You jump to the right and you shake a hand, then you jump to the left and you shake their hand. You meet new friends and you tie some yarn. And that's how you do the Scarn.

Michael (as Scarn)

Holly this isn't Ocean's Eleven where you get together with your friends and you just have fun and you don't care about how it turns out.

Michael